I seem to have developed this weird backwards handshake which is just one of the many products of my social awkwardness I could write a book, I swear. ‘How To Be A Complete And Utter Fucking Prune In Social Situations.’
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Even then I still suck at texting
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
ENTHALPY CHANGE OF COMBUSTION
the enthalpy change that takes place when one mole of a substance reacts completely with oxygen under standard conditions (100KPa, 1.00 mol/dm3, 298K) with all reactants and products being in their standard states.
ENTHALPY CHANGE OF FORMATION
the enthalpy change that takes place when one mole of a compound in its standard state is formed from its constituent elements in their standard states under standard conditions (100KPa, 1.00 mol/dm3, 298K).
ENTHALPY CHANGE OF REACTION
the enthalpy change that accompanies a reaction in the molar quantities expressed in a chemical equation under standard conditions (100KPa, 1.00 mol/dm3, 298K) with all reactants and products being in their standard states.
MUST REMEMBER THIS SHIT
and Q = MCdeltaT
Where m is the mass/volume of liquid being used, c is the specific capacity of the liquid (4.18 for water) and delta t is the change in temperature. Then I gotta divide by the number of moles.
AND FOR BOND ENTHALPY AND STUFF I MUST DRAW A FREAKING HESS’ CYCLE OK OR ELSE. DRAW. A. HESS’. CYCLE, PAIGE. OR. YOU. WILL. FAIL.